{"id":259,"date":"2020-08-01T12:59:40","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T17:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/?p=259"},"modified":"2022-03-21T08:44:39","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T13:44:39","slug":"2020-so-far-aka-the-great-dumpster-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"2020 so far (AKA The Great Dumpster Fire)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Earlier this year, I was pretty optimistic about the dawn of a new decade. I was looking forward to finally getting my Cyberith VR Treadmill and possibly winning the lotto (and while we are fantasizing here I may as well add that I was looking forward to scoring with Drew Barrymore and Elvira too). Alas,&nbsp; like many others I am stuck in my house getting fat (hello, I ordered a damn treadmill!). Really I should be adding more reviews since I have been watching a bunch of movies (well&#8230; in some cases what passes for movies on Amazon Prime).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image wp-image-70 size-medium\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shit-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Still no treadmill :(\" class=\"wp-image-70\" srcset=\"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shit-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shit-768x577.jpg 768w, https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shit-1024x769.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shit.jpg 1597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption><em>This motherfucker again&#8230;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, my review is thus:<br>Year 2020 on this timeline sucks balls. Someone should really alert the people at CERN to stop fucking with the space time continuum.&nbsp; You can only play the same board games with the same three people so many times.&nbsp; I mean geez what&#8217;s next?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image size-medium wp-image-246\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/children4sale-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"So, yeah this was a thing apparently\" class=\"wp-image-246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/children4sale-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/children4sale.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><figcaption><em>Oh dear lord&#8230;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I rate 2020 2 covid-19 infested flapper chicks out of 5 (I gave it an extra star since I don&#8217;t have to drive to work everyday at least)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this year, I was pretty optimistic about the dawn of a new decade. I was looking forward to finally getting my Cyberith VR Treadmill and possibly winning the lotto &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":275,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,12],"tags":[30,31,28],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-current-events","category-lifestyle","tag-30","tag-covid-19","tag-lame"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toughcrowdreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}